Thursday, January 05, 2006
Snuggling with Daddy is Awesome
Dear Pal,
I understand that your daddy is perfect and all, but you looked kind of wussy in those photos where you were snuggling with him in the blue chenille blanky. Just sayin' you may want to watch photos like that in the future.
Sincerely, NOT The Cat Lady
Dear Not the Cat Lady,
I assume you are referring to pictures like this.
I'm going to have to say that you are WRONG. It's impossible for a badass like me to look like a wussy. It was nap time. The only reason I was awake is because SOMEONE kept taking my goddamn picture. I don't sleep on a bed of nails to stay tough. In fact, I'm a peaceful fellow, except when I'm enraged. It just so happens that Mommy enrages me frequently and I have to maim her a lot.
So your accusations which infer I am not a badass warrior are way off. I'm simply resting. Be sure that I could cut a bitch in a second, even while I'm this serene.
Best, Pal
I understand that your daddy is perfect and all, but you looked kind of wussy in those photos where you were snuggling with him in the blue chenille blanky. Just sayin' you may want to watch photos like that in the future.
Sincerely, NOT The Cat Lady
Dear Not the Cat Lady,
I assume you are referring to pictures like this.
I'm going to have to say that you are WRONG. It's impossible for a badass like me to look like a wussy. It was nap time. The only reason I was awake is because SOMEONE kept taking my goddamn picture. I don't sleep on a bed of nails to stay tough. In fact, I'm a peaceful fellow, except when I'm enraged. It just so happens that Mommy enrages me frequently and I have to maim her a lot.
So your accusations which infer I am not a badass warrior are way off. I'm simply resting. Be sure that I could cut a bitch in a second, even while I'm this serene.
Best, Pal
